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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2006|02:04 pm]
Donnie
If scientist discovered god, wouldn't it just be called science?
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(no subject) [May. 17th, 2006|02:40 pm]
Donnie
I've been burning the candle at both ends, need to stop that.
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(no subject) [Mar. 16th, 2006|04:15 am]
Donnie
I'm off to chicago for a week and a half.

ass
titties
ass and titties
ass ass
titties titties
ass and titties
big bootied bitches.

Irish car bombs
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(no subject) [Mar. 7th, 2006|04:10 am]
Donnie
I'm going camping this weekend from friday until sunday. Andrew, I'll probably need a hatchet. I need it to cut the logs in my back yard, so they can dry before I go. I'll probably bury it too. Anyone can come, unless you're gay. my car seats 4 others but probably not all their gear. there may be drinking, there may not, I don't know. food.... meh hot dogs and canned shit, probably bring your own.

anyway, I'll be bringing a tent, you can sleep in it with me if you're willing to have sex with me. I'm not kidding, seriously.

deception pass, no reservations yet, but i'll be on it.

I guess let me know if you want to go.
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2006|04:42 am]
Donnie
After further study the following theorem has been proved correct:

The size of my penis is inversely proportioned to the mental capabilities of my brain.
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2006|04:31 am]
Donnie
I'm going camping really soon, I'm totally feeling it. wearing the same clothes for 3 days, fire, getting cold and keeping warm, sleeping bags, sky, woods, peeing in woods, smelling like smoke, eating chile from a huge can of chili that was left out two days, packing up and driving away, getting pissed at some fucker who made food for everone else but you, jumping in the water day or night hot or cold, skinny dipping if one so pleases, getting my own firewood, not giving a fuck about anything but the trip, fuck work fuck school fuck politics, fuck brokeback mountain, hanging out with friends and just having a good time.

In conclusion these are the reasons why I am going camping.

And guess who can drive to the camp site now? hes such a big boy isn't he? a goochey goo smoochie whooochie woo.
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(no subject) [Feb. 26th, 2006|04:27 am]
Donnie
The results are in:

How much I jack off is directly proportioned to how horny I am.
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(no subject) [Feb. 24th, 2006|02:45 am]
Donnie
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]

What you need to ask is: "how are you not yourself?"

How am I NOT myself!
How am I not myself!
How am I not myself!
How am I not myself!
How am I not myself?
How am I, not myself?

How am I, not myself?
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(no subject) [Feb. 21st, 2006|01:54 pm]
Donnie
I got a car. Finally.

96 ford escort lx, 104,000 miles, $1450. Hella.
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(no subject) [Feb. 15th, 2006|01:01 am]
Donnie
Your Porn Star Name Is...

Xavier Dicks




'nuff said.
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